About Us
Robynn and Dan, long-separated conjoined twins, were born over a horrific span between November 1977 and November 1978 as the result of a freakish accident involving a transporter device, a time machine, faulty contraceptives, lemon gin, and three squirrels. The rest is history.
Robynn is now in Vancouver. Dan is now in Toronto. The spleen they once shared is somewhere in rural Saskatchewan (presuming, of course, that there is something in Saskatchewan that can be classified as urban.) Robynn is obsessive-compulsive about hand washing. Dan is obsessive-compulsive about his gas tank being full. Robynn is afraid of marionettes. Dan is afraid of spiders. Robynn is a ginger. Dan dislikes ginger men, but since Robynn is not a man Dan does not dislike her. Dan likes World of Warcraft. Robynn has little to say on the subject.
They both like Las Vegas and hate Swedish Meatballs.
The end.